Sunday, July 29, 2007

Embrace the summer, death to winter!


Frostbite sucks

and it sucks when you get out of the shower and you are freezing cause the air outside your house is only 20 and its impossible to make a warm house

not to mention everything becomes a huge production

you cant just decide to go somewhere in the winter

first, you gotta get all dressed up with coat and hat and gloves and boots

then you have to make sure you gat all snow shoveled from your house to car

then you might have to dig your car out

then you have to scrape snow and ice off our windows

and let your car heat up 5 minutes before you can go anywhere

then once you start driving you have to go super slow cause of all the snow and ice

and the sun is right in your damn eyes cause in the winter it is lower in the horizon as opposed to summer where the sun is overhead (where it is supposed to be)

then you finally get where you are going...

and you cant just go inside

you have to stop and shake snow off your boots and coat

and you have to take your boots off and leave them by the door to not track snow all over

so then you are in your socks

but you are walking where everyone else took their boots off

so your socks get all wet

and then, you become all overheated inside, because people think they should heat the house up to 70 degrees

but you are wearing long pants and a sweatshirt

but if it was summer and 70, you would wear shorts and a t-shirt

yet people think, o its winter better make it warmer
grr!
but they forget people are wearing so many clothes

and you get hot and uncomfortable

and get a headache

but you cant just go outside to get fresh air,

you have to put on boots hat coat gloves....

I HATE WINTER!!!!!
SUMMER RULES!!!!!
my favorite part of the year: form the first day in late march when all the snow melts and its all muddy and you can dive around and get dirty and its great, and it is 45 degrees, but you feel like it is 90 because it has been 19 degrees for so long

fromm that day until late September , right before the days become too short...

With summer almost over, let us all embrace the time we have left…

1 comments:

jimmy said...

20 is spring in MN. Winter begins at -10 here, spring at 20, summer at 50, and fall at 20.

80 is a myth???