growing up is like swimming across ocean. if you try to do it before you are ready, you will drown. if you wait too long, you will miss the tide, and you will waste away on the beach. if you waste all your time frolicking in the surf, you will choke on salt and seaweed. if you do it too soon after eating, you will get stomach cramps and vomit. if you open your eyes before you are ready, they will burn. if you go the wrong way, you get eaten by sharks.
on the bright side, once your are deep in the ocean, you can pretty much take a whiz whenever you want.
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About Me
- Aaron King
- In the Shawshank Redemption, Andy Dufrain says "The Pacific Ocean has no memory". I really hope that's true, because when I lived in Mexico, I peed in the Pacific Ocean a lot, practically every day, and if it remembered, it probably wouldn't let me back in.------------------------------------ I dream in uniting the world in Peace. The two biggest obstacles are idiots and jerks. Therefore, my two biggest priorities in life are promoting education (intelligence and wisdom) and love. within the next 3 years, i hope to be organized enough with my life to make this happen on a massive scale...----------------------------------------- In the meantime, I have made a vow to be positive, loving, nice and compassionate. If you ever find me acting otherwise, call me out on it, I will promptly apologize.------------------------------- I have also been told that I can talk a homeless man out of his blanket. I have also made a pact to use this power for good, and not for evil...
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